"Love is when you go
out to eat and give somebody most of your french
fries without making them give you any of theirs."
"Love is when you tell someone something bad about yourself
and you're scared they won't love you anymore. But then you
get surprised because they still love you,
and they even love you more."
"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and
paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her
all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and
they don't get up for at least an hour."
"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving
cologne and they go out and smell each other."
"Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you
don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings."
"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a
sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
"Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no."
"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop
opening presents and listen."
"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a
friend who you hate."
"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
"There are two kinds of love.
love. God's love.
But God makes both kinds of them."
"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little
stars come out of you."
"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are
still friends even after they know each other so well."
"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I
looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and
smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared
"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone
else kissing me to sleep at night."
"Love is when your puppy licks your face
even after you left him alone all day."
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big
embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you,
I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a
"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, and then he
it every day."
"I know my sister loves me because she gives me all her old
clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."
"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks
on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister
because I love her."
"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is
different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth."
"Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd
like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying it."
"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it.
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."